" Meh, what's up, Doc? Today I was on a date with Lola and she broke up with me because I still sleep with a teddy bear. Oh, well. She was crazy anyway.....wait, I'm getting a call from her right now....hello?.....you decided to be my girlfriend again?.....oh, okay. Love you to........bad news, docs, ...she wants to be my girlfriend again! Crap!Noooooooooo!!!!! "