The Kisser is a giant, fat, ugly woman who has a huge crush on The Crusher. She is his love interest, although Crusher is not interested in her.
Trivia:
- In the episode Kill The Cook, she appeared for the first time.
- She has appeared in the Merrie Melodie Girls just wanna have fun.
- In the episode Crush On The Crusher, the Crusher actually fell in love with her, only to find that her ex-husband (who is even bigger than he is) is still very protective of her (resulting in him beating the Crusher up).