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The Looney Tunes Show Fan Mail





Opening

Bugs: Eh, it's good to be back! This show has been discontinued for a while, but we're back on the air, and ready to answer some questions!

Daffy: So what are you waiting for? Ask questions! You can ask both canon and fanon characters! Even geust stars such as Pac-Man, Mario, and Pokemon!

First Question

Bugs: Okay, here's the first question. It was asked by Teleram:

"Dear Bugs, do you like your martinis stirred or shaken?"

Daffy: I LIKE MY KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN SPICY HOT!

Foghorn: Hey! I take offense, I say, I take offense to that!

Bugs: Besides, he was talking to me.

Speedy: And he never mentioned chicken.

Foghorn: Thank you, Speedy.

Daffy: Ah, shut up guys.

*Bugs punches Daffy*

Second Question

Bugs: And, we're back! This question was asked by DisneyCartoonKing557:

"Daffy, are you jealous that Bugs has a star on The Hollywood Walk Of Fame while you don't?"

Bugs: Aww, come on! I've been trying to keep it a secret! I didn't want Daffy to find out, because I know he would be jealous!

Daffy: Say what?????!!!!!!!!!!

Bugs: Sorry, Daffy, but I'm more famous than you.

Daffy: Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Third Question

Bugs: What's up, fans? We're back, and we've got a new question by Travisplatypus.

Daffy: What are you talking about????? It's clearly from OswaldFan825!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Travis: We're the same person.

Daffy: Oh, yeah right. And Porky and I are the same person!

Bugs: The question is:

"Bugs, why were you purple-gray in Season 1 of The Looney Tunes Show?"

Daffy: Because I have a very serious skin condition.

Tina: No you don't!

Daffy: Oh yeah, I forgot.

Bugs: Well, I was purple in season one, because I spilled some purple paint on myself, right before filiming. Luckily, it came off before season two.

Daffy: HE WAS ASKING ME!

Bugs: No he wasn't.

Fred Flintstone: What am I doing here?

Bugs: It's a dream...............it's all a dream..............................

Fourth Question

Wile E. Coyote: Why haven't people been asking any questions?

Bugs: Don't worry, Wile. There's a new question by DisneyCartoonKing557.

Wile: Yay! Another fan!

Bugs: This question is for Road Runner.

Wile: BUMMER!

Bugs: Here it is:

"Road-Runner, what's your favorite thing to say?"

Road: Meep! Meep!

Daffy: Answer his question in ENGLISH please!

Road: Meep! Meep!

Daffy: ANSWER HIS QUESTION, OR BE KICKED OFF THE SHOW!

Road: *kicks Daffy off the show* Meep! Meep!

Fifth Question

Yosemite: Ask questions, ya varmints!

Bugs: Here's a new question by.....

Daffy: SOME CRAZY GUY WHO GOT CROWNED!

Porky: What are you doing here? I thought The R-R-Road-Runner kicked you off the show!

Daffy: *kicks Porky off the show* ........heh-heh. Okay, enough looney talk. Here's the question:

"Elmer, why do you speak with such a ludicwous speech pwobwem?"

Elmer: Are you makin' fun of me? *points gun at camera*

Bugs: NO! DON'T DO IT!

Elmer: *shoots the camera*

Daffy: Wow. What an interesting way to end the episode

Voice Cast

  • Teleram as Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Porky Pig
  • MrJoshbumstead as The Road-Runner
  • Rarity4President as Yosemite Sam, Speedy Gonzales
  • Travisplatypus as himself
  • KitKat1894 as Granny, Tina Russo, Lola Bunny
  • Wikidude1234 as Fred Flintstone

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