Opening[]
Daffy: (in a bad imitation of Count Dracula) Hello, hello, hello, it is I, your host, Daffy Duck! (laughs evilly)
Bugs: Actually, the correct term is 'co-host', since I'm a host too.
Daffy: (in normal voice) Whatever. Now start asking questions, people!! (in Dracula voice) Or I vill drrrink your vlood! Mwahaha.
Question #1[]
Bugs: So here's a question asked by Doctor Bugs: "Road Runner, what were your first ENGLISH words?"
Road Runner: Meep meep!
Bugs: Uh, no, he meant English words.
Road Runner: (sounding annoyed) Meep meep!
Daffy: C'mon, road runner, say something besides 'meep'!
Road Runner: (in a deep, somewhat scary voice) Meep. Meep.
Daffy: Never mind...
Question #2[]
Daffy: Here's one from some guy named 'Colonel Brony', a.k.a. DisneyCartoonKing557: "Bugs, why are you so obsessed with doctors?"
Bugs: Well, they're intelligent, they're helpful, and they encourage you to eat carrots. Surely someone who makes you eat carrots can't be evil, right? (nudges Daffy)
Daffy: Yep. But don't call me Shirley.
Question #3[]
Porky: D-D-DisneyCartoonKing557 a-asked "To anyone: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" G-g-g-gosh, I w-went a lot of tr-trouble saying that.
Bugs: That's easy, Doc. A real no-brainer. A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.
Daffy: A woodchuck would chuck.. ch-chuck.. could chuck woodchuck wood... (groans) Stupid tongue twisters!!
Question #4[]
Daffy: Mrjoshbumstead asked: "Hey Bugs! Do you withat Homer Simpson was your father? If not, then why?"
Bugs: I am going to assume 'withat' is a typo of 'want'. If so, then no, I don't want him to be my father. I'm a rabbit. He's a human being. How can he be my dad? Besides, he eats donuts and beer all the time, and smells like a sewer.
Homer Simpson: No, Bugs... I am your father.
Bugs: NO!!!!!
Bart Simpson: No, you're MY father, unfortunately for me. C'mon, Dad, you must be drunk again. (leads Homer out of the room)
Daffy: Okay.. what was that all about?
Question #5[]
Bugs: Colonel Brony asked: "Michigan, why do you only sing in front of The Construction-Worker?"
Michigan J. Frog: (in a singsong voice) To teach him a lesson. I knew from the start he was going to use me for money the moment he saw me singing and dancing.
Question #6[]
Bugs: Professor Duck asked: "Porky, Why did you wear pants only in the cartoon, 'Tick Tock Tuckered'?"
Porky: W-well, me and D-Daffy were going to w-w-work, and I f-f-figured that the b-boss wouldn't l-like it if he saw me g-g-g-goin' around, not wearing any p-pants.
Daffy: Then how come you don't wear any pants at your new job?
Porky: The b-boss doesn't see me oft-often. And I don't see YOU wearing any pants! At least I wear something!
Daffy: I AM wearing something. It's called "feathers".
Question #7[]
Bugs: Colonel Brony asked: "Granny, at the age of 95, is June Foray older or younger than you?"
Granny: Why, we're exactly the same age!
Daffy: Boy, you're OLD!
Granny: (scoffs) You should see my parents. They're 130 and still alive!
Daffy: (faints)
Question #8[]
Bugs: Josh asked: "Wile E. Coyote, why is it you use your money to by Acme props instead of buying cooked Road Runner at a butcher shop?"
Wile E. Coyote [holds up sign]: "Dude, I've been buying Acme stuff for decades, I'm not going to switch to butcher shops in two seconds. Besides, I want to eat 'em fresh."
Question #9[]
Daffy: "Thith question was athked by Rarityfan: 'Hubie and Bertie, how come you haven't appeared in a single cartoon since the 1950's?'"
Hubie: "Eh, some coyote-and-roadrunner duo came along and took the spotlight from us. Ain't that right, Boit?"
Bertie: "Yeah, yeah, sure, sure."
Bugs: "Funny you should say that; Daffy feels the very same way about me! [Giggle]"
Daffy: "Thath it; where's the director? I want a different thcreen partner."
Crusher: "You could be with me. [Snarls menacingly]"
Daffy: "[Whimpers fearfully] I change my mind."
Question #10[]
Bugs: "This question was asked by MrJoshbumstead: 'Bugs, are you and Daffy scared of Slender Man?'"
Daffy: "[Scoff] Thlender Man isn't real."
[Slender Man walks into the room behind Daffy]
[Daffy screams and runs]
Slender Man: "What's his problem?"
Bugs: "Everything."
Question #11[]
Daffy: "Thith question was athked by Doctor Bugs: 'Taz, what is your favorite food?'"
Taz: "Taz like rabbits!"
Bugs: "No, you don't. Tasmanian devils like ducks, not rabbits."
Taz: "Ok!" [Turns into tornado; chases Daffy]
Porky: "Th-th-that's all, folks!"
Voice Cast[]
- Teleram as Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, The Crusher
- Doctor Bugs as Bugs Bunny, Hubie
- MrJoshbumstead as The Road-Runner, Bart Simpson
- Rarity4President as Michigan J. Frog, Slender Man
- KitKat1894 as Granny
- ProfessorDuck as various voices and sound effects
- Thomas D. Coyote as Bertie, Homer Simpson