Man: Well thats it sickmen. The Barf Show is gone. Instead we have something ever better!
Kid: Whats this a talking pile of scrap?
Paycheck: I'm not a pile of scrap, (singing) I'm a paycheck, yes I am a paycheck & I feel like I'm on the poopdeck. Thers a lot of bad people who missuse me, for the way that I should be realy used for is being transfired in for money, I am sick of being treated that way but usally theres nothing I can dooooooo.
Kid: (talking) Well what are you paychecks realy used for?
Paycheck: We are used to be transfired in for money & if you pay w/ a paycheck they send it in to your natinal bank & they trade it in for money.
Paycheck: Ya, thats how we are used.
Mike: What the barf is this!?
Bugs: Some old educatinal show I used to watch when I was a kid. It helped me learned a lot.
Mike: This has nothing to do with vomit! We need more grossness for this duff.
Kid: Its not easy being a paycheck is it?
Paycheck: No, (singing) and if someone tries to missuse me I'll tell him to "shut up" & then, I'll kick his buuuuutttttt.
Man: (talking) Hey Paycheck! I'll trade you in for money & I'll do it fairly!
Paycheck: Oh yes! Cheers everyone!
(All other paychecks singing For Hes a Jolly Godd Fellow)
This song is not a Merrie Medlody.
Jack Sheldon who voiced the Bill in Schoolhouse Rock voiced The Paycheck.